Mrs H. says she will come with me to your do next Saturday, so put some more pies on!

Hey you!! Dodgy white van indeed. Been offered another white Van for a £1,000. Who wants mine for £750? I also brought a new Mobile phone for £40 and i have now found a battery for my old faithful. So the nice new mobile may go for £35.

Well those young Fascist traffic cops had nothing better to do at 1am in the morning.
They said I was ‘driving slowly’ (!!!)
But they get you for speeding too!
I tried to crawl off the slip road slowly where I went wrong trying not to lose you guys!
Then I was being followed on the main road (40 limit) and I had seen them so I was doing 33mph.
I wouldn’t call that slow!

Well I sat next to a nice policewoman in the back of the fuzz car while one of the ‘kids’ breathalised me!

Next time I’m going to drink Coca Cola and not let anyone follow me!

Well i am a young percussionist . and i base in Africa. but i wanted to get a band in EUROPE OR AMERICA countries so i can base in one of them, and also i want to have your contacts and also please try to help to get a band in one these 2 contents i hope to hear from you again...........

Yep, it still the same as joining your band , well God say a little Drop of Water makes a MIGHTY OCEAN. and i want play in your band just for a while and also have your contacts address and others i hope to hear from you again...........

Dear Friend, Do you have mind where to buy your new summer sandal ? you will find a lot amazing high heels and boots here! For some great Summer buys, check out more

The American indian would say if you don't dance you will turn into wood and then thrown on the fire.

Still not sure what this Las Vegas theme means

The landlady says she only wants fast Irish, no pop or anything slow

Yes I am free for both dates.
I used to do quite a few Irish jobs - some with bands I had never met before!
Going back a few years I can remember Eric Bell stepping up and playing ‘Whiskey In the Jar’ at The Swan in Stockwell.
I also used to play at the Archway Tavern and places like the Harp Club.
I realise you don’t know what you’re getting until you hear me but I am not rubbish and won’t let you down.

One thing though -  I will admit that I have limited experience of  bodhran playing.

I like the Hills of the Connemara best.

Simon are they trying to tell us something?.

Hi guys,
look what lives in Mary's garage.

The picture is blurry because i used a zoom. No way was i getting near to that. I am glad you have the Monitor Pete otherwise that Spider would have ate it.